Fine times on today's episode! First, another edition of "Alan Tries To Guess What Sam Is Talking About," followed by a new segment entitled "Baseball Prospectus Pours Cold Water On Your Hopes And Dreams." Next up a great interview with Jays blogger April Whitzman, one of Sam's fellow finalists for the 2013 MLB Fan Cave. Lastly, Intern Scotty fact-checks our last episode, and some listener email which posseses lyrical beauty fit to make you blush.