EPISODE 69: 2013 Season Shutdown (Part 1)

Sam and Alan recap the 2013 season with a cavalcade of stars from the Baltimore Sports Report Network and beyond!  This week, we’re joined by our esteemed colleagues Josh Sroka (Section 336) and Zach Wilt (BSR Podcast), as well as our old friend Dan Duquette.

We also talk about the Mets and the government shutdown (obviously).

Stay tuned for Part 2 next week, featuring, among other things, the sonorous singing of Charlie Hoppes!

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EPISODE 68: So Many Feelings

We leave behind our customary format (which, you could argue, doesn’t actually exist in the first place) in favor of a more emotionally-driven episode, in which we try to tease out the larger narrative behind Manny’s injury, what it means for the future, and where exactly the elusive Buck Showalter Blame Threshold is.  Plus, for the first time in weeks, Intern Scotty checks the facts.

EPISODE 67: Happy Grinning Riot (w/ Eric M)

A fine and robust assembly of quality segments for you this week, dear listener: 

  • The lurid pornography of the Red Sox lineup, and why they are better than us
  • Potential free agent targets for Dan Duquette to help us avoid this RISP nonsense in 2014
  • A Brand New Segment (TM): “Mike Bordick’s Best in the Game”

EPISODE 66: Doublechuck (w/ Charlie Wilmoth & Charlie Hoppes)

Baltimorons welcomes a pair of Charlies to the phone line for a typically trenchant episode.  Topics covered:

  • competitive eating
  • the poetry of Dylan Thomas
  • production w/ RISP (or lack thereof)
  • anemic attendance at Oriole Park in the heat of the pennant race
  • clown soldier conduct on the part of the National Football League
  • the Pirates’ first winning season in 20 years, and What That Means, Man
  • how to laugh at traffic accidents
  • Phil Collins

Don’t forget to keep sending us your #UrrutiaPuns, error corrections, and casserole recipes via voicemail (909-RIB-WARS), email (baltimoronspodcast@gmail.com), and Twitter (@bmorons).  And please check out the fine work of our gracious guests: Charlie blogs for Bucs Dugout and MLB Trade Rumors, and Other Charlie is of course one of the shadowy cabal of layabouts behind Orioles Spastics, one of our fellow members of the Baltimore Sports Report Network.

EPISODE 65: Gomes Gnomes in Rome

We present a many-splendored offering this week, featuring, among other things:

  • The complicated legacy of Cassius Clay
  • The under-appreciated genius of Dan Duquette’s trades and free agent signings
  • The unexpectedly bright future of Chris Tillman
  • The barren, base-on-ballsless wasteland of the Orioles’ offense
  • The popular parlor game “Which Gomes?”
  • Our first draft of the MLB All-Ugly Team
  • How Football Works, as explained by Alan to a still-confused Sam

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EPISODE 63: Old Ironsides (w/ Matt Fried)

Today’s all-new Baltimorons tackles U.S. naval history, instant replay, and the complicated legacy of Henry Urrutia.  Plus, we’re joined by Phillies enthusiast Matt Fried to lament the tragic tale of Charlie Manuel.

As always, you can let us know if we’ve made any glaring errors (we’re particularly interested in missed pun opportunities) by leaving us a voicemail at 909-RIB-WARS, or by sending us an email at baltimoronspodcast[at]gmail.com. Don’t forget to follow us on Twitter as well-we’re @bmorons, and you can also find Sam at @samdingman and Alan at @asmith4ourtime.  Thanks for tuning in!

EPISODE 61: Asterisky Business

A lot of shows are talking A-Rod and BioGenesis this week, but only the Baltimorons are doing so in combination with a modern-day adaptation of “The Rime of the Ancient Mariner,” as composed by Dan Duquette. Plus, your tweets and emails!  

EPISODE 60: CXT

Sam is back from Peru (did you know that Sam was in Peru?), and just in time for yet another insightful conversation with Dan Duquette, plus a very exciting announcement about the future of the show!